Berikyuu! Idol the second week: "Idol Goes Bowling with the stars."

...and now for our judges reactions."

Randy: ".......................heehee heehee hee hee heee hehehe....." o___O

Bruno Tonioli: "10!!!...the most exciting 3 pin knockdown that I've ever witnessed!..Kumachan it was like watching one of those giant trees in The Lord of the Rings trying to slide a boulder down the hillside!...absolutely marvelous! No walk up and no follow through...Bruno is going to try that the next time he's down at the alley!" (^o^)/ Simon: ".....That was like the best and worst thing ever and it was eeriely similar to watching my all time favorite film "Weekend at Bernie's 2" which I've grown to have a love/hate relationship with....love the film but but can't stand the fact that it wasn't even nominated for best picture that year which is why I've officially lost all faith in the Academy." Next up on the bowling lane is Risakochan who'll be paired up with recently booted out Kannachan who's actually quite magical with a bowling ball!...the little scream that she lets out just before picking up the 2 pins on her second attempt is priceless!" 

...and now for our judges reactions..." Randy: "Heeheehee hehehehheheh!"...O___o Bruno Tonioli: "10!!! Riichan that was fantastical! Just like an Olympic skier going down a hill of snow with no skies! Absolutely marvelous! Only room for improvement would be using two hands instead of one which would have scored you an 11 on the Bruno scale!" \(^o^)/ Simon: "Has everyone else here gone mad?!...it was totally horrendous and you knocking down 3 pins wasn't even the worst part of it....even on my first attempt at Fisher Price Bowl-O-Rama about a month ago I knocked down 4 pins in my living room...I should upload that footage to YouTube...good times." Ryan: "I know that I'll be logging onto YouTube later tonight...I just don't think that Simon's capable of knocking down that many pins......Next up is the pairing of Chiichan and Chisa who both have much more conventional form with Chisa being quite the power bowler!......... ...and now for our judges reactions..."

Randy: "..hee heeheheheeheehhehehehehe!....O__o Bruno Tonioli: "10!!!...you both make we want to stand up and scream like a mad man with my little number 10 sign!...Chiichan you remind me of the mama Coca Cola bear..so happy to knock down just 5 pins and Chisa you were like the great white pigeon aiming for tourist in the park!....so much power and yet you knocked down just one more pin than the cola bear! Absolutely fabulous!" \(^o^)/ Simon: "....................Have you been drinking Bruno?...that was almost as ghastly as the cheeseburger that I just ate at the concession a few minutes ago...it wasn't any where near as good as the burger Play-Doh set that I keep in my kitchen at home....the red ones are tasty."

Ryan: "When was the last time that you ate Play-Doh?....you can text message your answers to 4321idoleatsplaydoh....our next bowling idol is Captain Sakichan who'll be paired with Nakki who got the boot last week...and it looks like the Captain's quite good!... ...let's see what the judges reactions are...."

Randy: "........heeheeheeh heheheheheheheehee!..." Bruno Tonioli: "10!!! that was stupendous! Captain you are the flying nun of this competition and just like the cereal! Such big taste in little nuggets!...perfect footwork and a follow through with reckless abandon! Bruno like very much!" \(^o^)/ Simon: "To be honest I don't think that cheeseburger was cooked all the way through....and I think the competition has just taken a large step backwards..sort of like two weeks ago when I had finally worked up the courage to and was challenging a kindergarten class to a friendly game of Chinese Checkers and when I pulled the win out at the very last moment they crazy glued my head to a desk....good times." Ryan: "Thank you Simon...helping America's youth better themselves everyday!....next on the lanes are Miya and Erikachan who both display some of tonight's best bowling form but well...hmmm let's just have a look... ...now let's hear from our judges..."

Randy: "......................O___o........" Bruno Tonioli: "10!!!...it was like seeing the story of the snowpuppy and carrot child come to life right before my eyes!...four pins knocked down in four tries...fabulous isn't even enough of a description! When is the waitress coming back?!" \(^o^)/ Simon:  ".......and that is why you should never forget your pants when attending a wedding.......oh are we back on?....." Randy: "...hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee heeh!".....O___o Simon: "...This entire night has been really pointless and I keep thinking...if only Ronald McDonald were here instead of Bruno then at least we'd have happy meals and toys to play with during the commercial breaks...and I'm still missing the Fry Guy Friendly Flyer and Hughbert the Bear toys.....disappointing times." Ryan: "Simon I'll trade you a Hughbert Bear for a Darla the Unicorn after the show..." :) Simon: ^-^ ^-^ (^o^) (^o^) \(^o^)/ \(^o^)/............... Randy: "..hee hee hee heeheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!"...O___o... Ryan: "Tonight's final idol to bowl for you is Maimichan who'll be paired with Maasa who got the boot last week but has the best reaction of the night following a gutter ball!!...Maimichan displays good form with questionable results...let's have a look.... ...C-ute's arguably c-utest sure can dance but can she bowl?......   ...and for one final time tonight let's hear from our judges..."

Randy: "....heehee heehee hehehehehehehee heehee hee heehehehe!" Bruno Tonioli: "10!!!...Maasa!!! you have just shared the answer to the age old question!...'why does the caged bear sing'!! And Maimichan you were like a great big gummy bear with a nice glass of shiraz! Sweet and rubbery! The spare was well set up but instead you went straight for the right gutter with authority! It was the surprise move of the night! Absolutely fabulous! \(^o^)/ Simon: "....That was absolutely horrendous and it reminds me of the time that I went bowling with Barrack Obama and he bowled a 37 beating me by one pin...O__o.......and later I had set him right and show him who was boss of the Fisher Price Bowl-O-Rama...now he knows not to show off next time while out at the bowling alley.....37..............he got lucky." Ryan: "So that wraps up tonight's show and the voting is now open and will be until Thursday at midnight. Remember that the bottom four vote getters will be booted off of the show and it will just be the final 6 remaining. So if you'd like to see your favorite idols make it into the next round you know what to do. The final 3 frames of the BK vs. C-ute bowling showdown can be seen below and each team is set to choose which 3 members will get another chance at the lanes and represent them in the final stretch to victory! I'm Ryan Seacrest and I am out!"