WENDY IS STARTING A SERIES. MOMUSU PVs pt.1
I have decided to go through my 10th anniversary Momusu PV collection... and talk about each PV. [Not RB 'cause it's not on here and I already did that one. <3]
With pictures.
I believe we've already clarified that I am partially insane.
And fuck you, go find the videos yourself. That'll take up even more space and my blog homepage will be horrifyingly long.
LETS BEGIN, SHALL WE?
AI NO TANE
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you...
Morning Musume.
From a time, long long ago, where the fans were women. Yes there was such a time.
However I didn't know they existed. I don't even think I knew Japan existed...
I knew Pokeman existed though... Man I love those things.
ANYWAYS MOVING ON
TIME FOR SOME SARCASTIC AND RUDE COMMENTS
[For the record, that Kaori picture took me atleast 20 tries. And it still sucks. She moves too much.]
No, honey, the camera is up here.
Ahahahaha. Ha. Aha. Johnson is the Linlin of Ai no Tane.
THIS ONE IS SELF-EXPLANITORY. OMGOMGOMG AHAHAHAHAHAHA
And then CUE THE ELEVATOR MUSIC
And then
KAORI SOLO YAY
Somebody please tell me Project! Hello is wrong.
Please tell me that it was a directing mistake to put Kaori footage there.
PLEASE
IT'S SO FREAKING AWFUL ;-;
MORNING COFFEE
Ah the '90s. I was like, 3 when this came out... But still.
I don't care what you say, Max. That is scary.
I feel like Im on a really bad trip. Like, I did some crazy shit and thought I was in Japan from the '90s.
Wait a second...
Good mornin' baby. Here's some coffee. [AHAHAHA WENDY YOU'RE SO FUNNY]
I wonder if Kaori's husband is scared of the Kaori stare...
This looks like a flashback scene from like, CSI or something.
THAT'S WHEN HE RAPED HER WHILE SHE WAS ON THE DRUG.
-FLASHFLASHFLASH- -BACK TO THE DETECTIVE PEOPLE-
Oh. OHHHH. I see what's going on here... I was wondering where the person they were singing about was...
EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
Drugs are bad, mm'kay?
Oh. Wait. They were ALL in on this?!
Holy. Crap.
DON'T FORGET TO INVITE THE 2ND GEN!
I hear that they all like coffee quite a bit.
Comments
EPIC!
Now that Kaori is returning, will linlin force her back to her baby-eating ways?!?! NOOO KAORI YOU MUST RESIST THE EPIC FAILZ!
Her singing was so flat D: it kills me, bt it's really not Kaori's fault...really.... D:
I don't understand the morning coffee PV, I never have....and probably never will.
What's with all the blue and darkness in the MORNING!? D:
"At lease nacchi is cute...OH WAIT... D:"
Yeah... 'Cause it came out right before my 4th birthday (February 1st 1998). D: Don't feel old. Im just really young. :'D
I have the next post partially done. But my computer started making scary buzzing noises so I took the DVD out. u.u
And thanks. Im glad people like my banner. n.n But Im probably gonna change it really soon.